Me: Yes Connor?
Me: YES Connor?
Me: WHAT CONNOR?!
Connor: I need you.
Me; What do you need Connor?
Connor: I just NEED you, right NOW!
Me: Connor, what do you need me for?
Connor: I want to show you something.
Me: What do you want to show me?
Connor: DADDYYYYYY .. I NEEEEEED YOU!
Me: (Head in hands) Shew!! Connor, WHAT DO YOU NEED??
Connor: Daddyyy … I’m DONE!!!
Me: (Gets up and walks to the bathroom)
Connor: No I’m nottt, I was just kiddin’!! (Laughs)
Me: Connor, don’t tell me you’re done unless you really are!
Connor: Daddy?? Is somebody here?
Me: No Connor, no one is here but you, nana and me. Are you done yet?
Connor: No (Grunts a little)
Me: (Turns to walk back to my desk, gets halfway there)
Connor: DADDDYYY … I’M DOOONE!!
Me: Are you sure this time? ‘Cause I’m NOT comin’ back again.
Connor: I’m sure daddy.
Me: (Goes back to the bathroom, gets child off of commode, does the dirty business)
Connor: Daddy, I’m hungry.
Me; You’ve got food in there waitin’ on you.
Connor: No I don’t
Me: Yes you DO.
Connor: I don’t like that.
Me; But you liked it 5 minutes ago.
Connor: No I didn’t.
Me: Then why were you eatin’ it like you were in love with it?
Connor: Daddy?? Daddyyy. DADDY!!!!
Me: What Connor?
Connor: I love you.
Me: I love you too punkin’.
And on and on it goes. This is really the types of conversations that I have with my son on a daily, hourly basis.
Thanks for readin’.
Tim (AND Connor)